unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
The fuck? I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I fucked up. I’m so sorry. I’m trash.
I usually try to keep “editorial” posts on this blog to a minimum and only make them when it affects the XKit community (me being sick, on vacation, etc, preventing me from updating XKit or answering asks) but I would like to bend the rules a little today.
I woke up today…
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
Saw this posted on my facebook this morning and just had to share. It continually amazes me how many people here on tumblr and elsewhere in the world continue to think the answer to racism is more racism…or that racism against white people is somehow “justified” or “doesn’t count as racism.”
Not only do white people think you’re full of shit, but so do your fellow POC.
Watch the video it is really good.
get outta here, birdie!!
#social justice bloggers need to fucking learn from this#ohmygod#thats how you handle racism#thats how you do it#not by hating on someone else#not by making stupid comments to defend a group of people or belittle them#its by acknowledging what really wrong#or better yet#by showinig compassion and love#because hate doesnt take us anywhere
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
Whenever someone tells me I’m cool I either have a huge ego boost or I think about all the stupid shit I’ve ever done ever.
Do u ever look at yr significant other and go what the fuck when did I start dating a model
i want to kiss you repeatedly on the cheek and tell you how attractive you are and fuck you into my mattress.